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Post by ADMIN on Feb 4, 2005 8:45:05 GMT -5
Hi Guys, I was wondering about adding a new board for humor, poetry, quotes, etc. I need your feedback, is it necessary or if we are ok with the current boards. Thanks!  |
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Post by Monikah on Feb 4, 2005 13:55:54 GMT -5
I like the idea. It had crossed my mind too awhile back. Seems to be one of the few topic groups that are not on this forum. I think it would add some balance to bring these out of General and maybe even encourage people to share their creativity.
Love,
Mon
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Post by seaoffeeling on Feb 4, 2005 17:20:58 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I think it's a great idea MirRA!
-SeaofFeeling[/glow]
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Post by destra on Feb 4, 2005 19:51:11 GMT -5
I honestly think you've done such a great job here that I wouldn't question any idea you have, you have a fantastic way of making this forum all everyone needs it to be, I look forward to seeing whatever results ;D
Much Love,
Destra
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Post by zor7b on Feb 4, 2005 20:29:07 GMT -5
Hi MirRa
When you start humor area...here is slightly off color contribution.....
Subject: Shower instructions
How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower. Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee while in the shower.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
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Post by Nicole on Feb 4, 2005 21:35:40 GMT -5
LOL ZorB!
yeah, sounds good MirRA!
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Post by Monikah on Feb 4, 2005 22:23:33 GMT -5
LOLOL, Zor-B.
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Post by rainbow on Feb 4, 2005 23:18:41 GMT -5
Hi MirRa.
I think it's a great idea.
Great humor Zor-B
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