|
Post by sama on Feb 4, 2006 11:49:12 GMT -5
ABOVE THE LAW: As Florida's Attorney General, part of Charlie Crist's job is to prosecute e-mail spammers. He even trumpeted in a press release that spam is "an annoying, intrusive form of e-mail that almost all of us receive but few of us want." When Crist decided to run for governor, he bragged how he helped stiffen the law against unsolicited e-mail. Then he started sending out campaign e-mails to drum up support for his candidacy, gathering e-mail addresses from requests for official state newsletters. "The irony and hypocrisy amazes me," said one angry voter. "Do I need to file a complaint with the Attorney General's office?" But Crist refused to back down. "It's not spam," said his political director, Arlene DiBenigno. "It's political speech." Besides, she says, "We're not selling anything." (St. Petersburg Times) ...In other news, a Florida gubernatorial candidate's political director has no idea what campaigns are about. www.thisistrue.com
|
|
|
Post by destra on Feb 5, 2006 0:26:28 GMT -5
Apparently my penis is too small. I get about 40 emails per day advising me to use Spermax or some other product to increase its size and pump out more manly life goo. I get a lot of Cialis mail too. So not only is my penis too small, it is too flacid. *sigh*
|
|
|
Post by liza on Feb 5, 2006 8:37:29 GMT -5
Your penis is too small and too flaccid? Oh, that blows wads. But wait... I have a very nice homemade solution for you.... you don't need to fork out thousands in American to grow a bigger and firmer stick! * * * first, eat your favorite brand of ice cream on a popiscle... * * Done eating? Keep the popiscle in hand.... * Reach for a duct tape........ * * * This has been a spam!! Nice spamming you
|
|
|
Post by LilliHart on Feb 5, 2006 18:49:38 GMT -5
Duct tape! Oh, I thought you were going to tell me to do something else with the stick, like stick it somewhere to keep things straight.
I always like threads like this because it brings out the earth beast in me and I am at my best when doing Joan Rivers routines. So keep the spam coming if you know what I mean.
:tee hee; I'm sorry its just my baser, more human side that gets the best of me. :giggle:
Lil
|
|
|
Post by sama on Feb 5, 2006 21:59:13 GMT -5
ah...i thought it was me......apparently i need viagra! i must get a dozen or more of those ads a day as well! not only is my penis too small, i require viagra to even get it up!
hugs sama
|
|
|
Post by Nicole on Feb 7, 2006 17:51:08 GMT -5
LOL This is too funny! hehehe
Yeah, my penis is way too small too, or so they tell me 50 times a day. hehehehe
|
|
|
Post by sama on Feb 8, 2006 9:01:15 GMT -5
i have just been offered free shipping on a penis enlarge patch.......do i take up the offer? answers on a postcard!
lol!
sama
|
|
|
Post by destra on Feb 8, 2006 11:42:05 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Nicole on Feb 8, 2006 12:46:11 GMT -5
We could ask them to come speak to our group - the Viagra people or something - and when they find out we're mostly women and wonder we can say we've been brainwashed into believing we had penises because the spam made us think so, file a class action lawsuit, and then be millionaires. LOL Hey, it COULD work! hehehe
|
|
|
Post by sama on Feb 8, 2006 14:51:05 GMT -5
absolutely! well, they wouldnt accept the clitoris club, would they?
sorry.
couldnt resist that.
hugs sama
|
|
|
Post by sama on Feb 10, 2006 11:06:46 GMT -5
well, i think i have beaten y'all.....i have been offered a sex change!
sama ~ writing in a basso profundo.....
|
|