Post by ducky on Sept 12, 2005 22:58:24 GMT -5
POLISH SAUSAGE
>
> A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
> sausage."
>
> The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
>
> The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
> something.
>
> If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
>
> Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
> German! n?
>
> Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
>
> Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya,
> huh? Would ya?"
>
> The clerk says, "Well, no."
>
> "And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was
> Irish?"
>
> " Well, I probably wouldn't."
>
> With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
>
> "Well, all right then, why in the world did you ask me if I'm Polish
>! just because I ask for Polish saus age?"
>
> The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
>
> A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
> sausage."
>
> The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
>
> The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
> something.
>
> If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
>
> Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
> German! n?
>
> Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
>
> Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya,
> huh? Would ya?"
>
> The clerk says, "Well, no."
>
> "And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was
> Irish?"
>
> " Well, I probably wouldn't."
>
> With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
>
> "Well, all right then, why in the world did you ask me if I'm Polish
>! just because I ask for Polish saus age?"
>
> The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
