Post by ADMIN on Mar 16, 2006 12:00:04 GMT -5
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
4 out of 5 voices in my head say 'Go For It!'
43.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bad day of fishing turns into a good day of drinking.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A conscious is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A fool and his money are my best friends.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house
4 out of 5 voices in my head say 'Go For It!'
43.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bad day of fishing turns into a good day of drinking.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A conscious is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A fool and his money are my best friends.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house
