Post by ADMIN on Jan 31, 2006 10:30:58 GMT -5
> I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they
> understood the concept of getting to heaven.
> I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
> and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into
> Heaven?"
> "NO!" the children answered.
> "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept
> everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
> Again, the answer was, "NO!"
> By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!
> "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the
> children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I
> asked them again.
> Again, they all answered, "NO!"
> I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then
> how can I get into Heaven?"
> A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING DEAD!"
