Post by zor7b on Feb 2, 2005 15:30:20 GMT -5
Anniversary Sex
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner
together in a
small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his
wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over
fifty years a go?
We went behind this tavern where you leaned against
the fence and I
made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it
well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round
there again and we
can do it for old time's sake. "Oooooooh, Henry,
you old devil,
that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all
this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've
got to see
these two old-timers
having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
on them so there's
not any trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other
for support, aided
by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of
the tavern and
make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her
skirt, takes
her knickers down and the Old man drops his
trousers. She turns
around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old
man moves in.
Suddenly
they erupt into the most furious sex that the
watching
policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and
jumping
like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes!
She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her
hips for dear
life.
This
is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they
both collapse
panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He
thinks he's
learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back on. The
policeman, still watching thinks, "that was truly
amazing - that old
man was going like a train- I've got To ask him
what his secret is."
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was
something else. You
had sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage
it? You must
have had a fantastic life together. Is there some
sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence."
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner
together in a
small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his
wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over
fifty years a go?
We went behind this tavern where you leaned against
the fence and I
made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it
well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round
there again and we
can do it for old time's sake. "Oooooooh, Henry,
you old devil,
that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all
this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've
got to see
these two old-timers
having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
on them so there's
not any trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other
for support, aided
by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of
the tavern and
make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her
skirt, takes
her knickers down and the Old man drops his
trousers. She turns
around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old
man moves in.
Suddenly
they erupt into the most furious sex that the
watching
policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and
jumping
like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes!
She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her
hips for dear
life.
This
is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they
both collapse
panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He
thinks he's
learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back on. The
policeman, still watching thinks, "that was truly
amazing - that old
man was going like a train- I've got To ask him
what his secret is."
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was
something else. You
had sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage
it? You must
have had a fantastic life together. Is there some
sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence."
