Post by Nicole on Nov 13, 2006 13:40:30 GMT -5
Subject: Thanksgiving
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
>>>traditional feast.
>>>
>>>Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
>>>She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
>>>
>>>When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
>>>removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it
>>>into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the
>>>bird(S) back in the oven.
>>>
>>>When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
>>>and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
>>>something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>>>
>>>With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
>>>you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
>>>my sister started to cry.
>>>
>>>It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
>>>traditional feast.
>>>
>>>Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
>>>She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
>>>
>>>When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
>>>removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it
>>>into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the
>>>bird(S) back in the oven.
>>>
>>>When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
>>>and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
>>>something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>>>
>>>With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
>>>you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
>>>my sister started to cry.
>>>
>>>It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!