Post by Sowelu on Jun 27, 2005 12:46:58 GMT -5
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful," replied Eve. "The sunrises, the sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem ... it's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.
Eve went on to tell God that since all the other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc...she felt that having only two breasts might make her body more "symmetrically balanced" as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know, I gave the animals six breasts so I figured you only needed half of those. I see that you are right so I will fix it right away."
God reached down and removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes...
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one over sight on your part. You see all the animals are paired off. The Ewe has the Ram and the Cow has her Bull. All the animals have a mate except for me. I feel so
alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You Know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate. I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see; where did I put that useless boob?"
Now, doesn't that make more sense than that crap about the rib?
;D
"It is all so beautiful," replied Eve. "The sunrises, the sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem ... it's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.
Eve went on to tell God that since all the other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc...she felt that having only two breasts might make her body more "symmetrically balanced" as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know, I gave the animals six breasts so I figured you only needed half of those. I see that you are right so I will fix it right away."
God reached down and removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes...
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one over sight on your part. You see all the animals are paired off. The Ewe has the Ram and the Cow has her Bull. All the animals have a mate except for me. I feel so
alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You Know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate. I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see; where did I put that useless boob?"
Now, doesn't that make more sense than that crap about the rib?
;D
