Air Force One

[LilliHart]

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy.

[menguard]

That was very humorous Lilahnah, where did you come up with that?

[LilliHart]

I wish I could say I wrote it, but I'm not that funny! I have a friend who is on some 'old fart' jokes circuit and she sends me the best jokes and funnies. Stuff I have not yet seen circulating on the internet. This one just struck me in the funny bone, or should I say in the irony bone and I had to share it with everyone I know. It seemed "so right"! LOL